Divorce American Style

DIVORCE AGREEMENT


Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, etc.

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and over sized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy with a substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.




Since it so often offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you know which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Google pulling out of china

I agree with the decision of Google. China wants Google but on their terms. At least Google had the moral ethics to tell the Chinese that they are not going to succumb to their restrictions. Take us as we are or do not take us at all is what Google has told the Chinese and Google is in position to do that. Believe me, Google will survive without China. As with those gutless people at Yahoo who gave in to the Chinese, I have never used one of their services since that time. One man was sent to prison because of the information Yahoo gave to the Chinese. I suspect the final blow to Google was the hackers at the beset of the Chinese gov, that made Google pull out. For those like Bill gates who espouses that companies should play by the laws and rules of their host countries, well OK to some extent, but only to an extent. The Chinese in my opinion are becoming much, much to pushy internally with foreign companies and in the international landscape. The Chinese should we remember, that without western financing especially in years past and western technology. That they bought, copied or stole, they would not be where they are today...

STOP THE WINING AND COMPLAINING

I am so sick of the African American community complaining and griping about how tough they have it. There is not a country in history that has bent over backwards to address racism and promote and develop a fare society than that of the U. S. A. Is our society perfect of course not So many leaders of the African Community and the Latino community will never, ever be satisfied and the call of racism is what gives them their prominence in their communities and gets them on news show. The Irish and the Italians as just two examples were literally spit on and denied any decent job, but they rose above it without any affirmative action programs or constant wining and complaining. No matter what is done certain people in this country will never be satisfied. Minorities are promoted to jobs they are not qualified for under the name of affirmative action and what NONSENSE. The Fire Dept in NY City is a good example of promoting people who are not qualified to take such responsible jobs where people’s lives are at stake. What is next, brain surgeon, and airline pilots? I am so sick of it and people like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton and the NAACP. They have to keep complaining about the injustices of the past with African Americans. Deal with it, as have the other people in our history that arrived on our shores. I am also so sick of this past slavery thing too. Who the hell cares, it is done and it was not this generation. If certain people want to complain about that issue, than do not just direct your anger at the white man, direct it also at the black man, the black men who sold the other black man into slavery to begin with. Those more powerful black tribes that procured those poor soles from the weaker tribes…

Women On U.S. Subs

Just another nail in the coffin in another one of our armed services. There is just no reason for women to be on U S subs or warships. We certainly have no man power shortage in a country of over 300 million. Even the Israelis who certainly do have, would not do such thing. This move by the stupid Defense dept. is to appease radical feminists and other political entities in this country and I am sure Obama being in office propelled this decision. Man oh man is this country going nuts! I can just see it now, the exec officer on a sub yells out 30 degrees down bubble and every women on the sub bends over. If women want to be on ships let them join the Japanese whaling fleet. That way when someone yells "Thar she blows" no one will get offended.....

Get Your Own Nobel Peace Prize

Get Your Own Nobel Peace Prize. I hear from a good source they will become available online soon for only $1.99.

China Is Acting Like They can dictate to America

The Chinese Seem to be getting very aggressive and trying to tell the U S what our foreign policy and all policy should be for that matter! They constantly accuse us in the past of interfering in their internal affairs as that is exactly what they are trying to do with us. China needs to be taken down more than a few notches and the U S has the power to do that regardless of how much of our debt they own. The world should take a good look at these people and the Godless spirituous empty atheists they are. It was the West that made China what they have become by financing them in years past, transferring and selling them the technology they needed and did not have. If we had a President that had some guts he should tell the Chinese to mind their own dam business. Without having the U S as their #1 country that they export to, where would they be today? We should tell them to stick their chop sticks somewhere that the sun does not shine.

A SUPERPOWER THAT DOES NOT WANT TO BE A SUPERPOWER UNDER OBAMA

It amazes me the stupid, stupid statements I read by some people concerning Iran. One politician said; only if Iran has nuclear missiles on the launch pad should we even be considering a war” How dumb can one be? If we wait until Iran develops and produces missiles that are nuclear armed it will be to late as the warheads are to easily hidden and we could never get them all. If Iran is allowed to develop nuclear weapons, containment will not do a dam thing! Iran having a nuclear arsenal will allow them to blackmail us any time they wish by the threat of using those nuclear weapons. Iran since their Islamic revolution has shown itself to be a murderous and killer regime with no respect for human life or human rights. They have executed many of their own people and recently more again whose only crime was a cry for freedom. They have blown up the Israeli embassy in Buenos Aires, killing 29 and injuring 250. They have dragged women off the street next to their screaming children and executed them for simply exposing their hair in public which violated their barbaric Islamic law. They support murderous terrorist groups worldwide that kill innocent people. The list goes on and on. Do some of you out there like Fareed Zakaria really want to see a nuclear armed Iran with their track record? Perhaps the Israelis will go it alone and try to interrupt Iran’s nuclear program. You can forget about the U S doing anything about it under Barack Hussien Obama. The U.S. under Obama is a superpower that does not want to be a superpower. Obama has an underlying strong sympathy with third world countries no matter what kind of a regime rules them. The Israelis hit the Iraq nuclear site in the beginning of their nuclear program and it was a good thing they did. Can you imagine a nuclear armed Iraq when we had operation Desert Storm? What would have been the consequences? Can you imagine? If we bombed them now we would considerably delay their nuclear weapons program. If they try to rebuild it, bomb them again and again until they get the message. However, do not expect it from this gutless president and the U S is the only country capable of doing it. NATO is a paper tiger with our cowardly European partners with the sole exception of Britain. If any of you think Iran is a problem now, wait until they develop a nuclear weapons program. As for Hillary Clinton’s statement when she said “NO” not all options are on the table for dealing with Iran’s nuclear program, which was the most irresponsible thing she could have said. To let the Iranians know that we will not use the military option, they have even less of an incentive to cease their weapons program. The Iranians must be laughing at us like never before.